Real life shit.
The SUN of God.
This Sample flip. >
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I’m sorry. = You’ll be sorry.
We need… = I want
It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want… = You’ll pay for this later.
We need to talk… = I need to complain
Sure…go ahead = I don’t want you to.
I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!
You’re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = …and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper…..
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re really not going to like.
I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
Am I fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you’re dead.
Was that the baby? = Why don’t you get out of bed and walk him